Football in the South is a big deal. It's not just a game, it's a way of life. When Fall finally comes around, you know it's the best thing to ever happen. You don't have to think of Saturday plans because you know it will involve going to the game and passing out somewhere after. Game day is a holiday in itself and it's a free pass to go from Southern belle to struggling to keep is classy faster than you can say "bless your heart." Everyone is your friend until it's rival week and you can't help but to take on certain tendencies and think a certain way, because if you ain't SEC, you ain't shit.
You can wear the same dress on game day that you wore to your sororities semi formal.