Too Cheap to Pay for Haircuts

Happy Friday the 13th!!  Like Lil Wayne would say, "I ain't got no worries."  Superstitions never phase me, but of course now that I mention it, I'll have my fingers crossed that it doesn't come to bite me in the a** later on.

This morning I woke up and dropped the poodle child off for a haircut.  Girlfriend was starting to look like a ratchet hood rat and needed a makeover stat.

And then I realized the worst fur mom award goes to..... me.

This evening at 3:00 I'll have a new freshly groomed poodle and $50 less to my name.  And that's when I realized maybe I'm not so bad of a fur mom because this child is spoiled.  About every 6-8 weeks, this little brat gets dropped off at the puppy salon for a full day of pampering.  Shouldn't it be the other way around?  Yes.  But that's not how it works.

And then I realized that Hailey gets more pampering than I have in the last 6 years.

Six years.  That's about how long it's been since I've walked into a salon to pay to get my hair cut or dyed.  I'm sure you're probably thinking wtf, what's wrong with this girl right about now.  But I can assure you I'm not some freak who let's their hair grow down to their butt cheeks, I still maintain it, I promise.

But when you have two hair stylists in your family that will do what you want, fo' free, it's a little hard to pay someone else to do it.  But now that said hairstylists are just a few 1,400 miles away, I kinda gots a lil problem.  I'm too stubborn to schedule an appointment nearby.  I now wait to get my hair done whenever I go home, which totals about 3 times a year and that's not cool.

Someone please tell me to stop being cray cray and get into the salon because now I'm starting to look like a ratchet poodle myself.

How often do you get your haircut?  Does anyone else wait as long as I do?

Tapout (Clean) by Birdman Presents Rich Gang ft Lil Wayne, Nicki Minaj, Mack Maine and Future on Grooveshark
You know what time it is.  This one's been on repeat all week. Lezz gooo. #btau

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