It's been one hell of a long week I must say, but I still some how have it in me to write a up a quick post for you! Let's get a few things straight here:
Did I really see you pull my plate off the coffee table with those tiny paws of yours? I hope you enjoyed that pizza crust because it's no more bacon treats for you. For a week.
Thanks for teaching the dog to climb on furniture and steal food! When she steals that burger you were so excited to shove down your mouth, I don't wanna hear it!
I'm coming for you, real soon! But please don't allow me to leave with 10 extra pounds from all the good food I know I will consume. Or do. That way I can finally get
my fat ass to the gym.
I start training for you as soon as I return from vacation. If for some reason I don't seem all there, blame it on New Orleans.
If I start neglecting you during these next few weeks, I'm not sorry! I'll be too busy prancing around the south getting my drink and fun on. I still love you and you'll see me
soon enough... eventually.
You're about to cost me a lot of money to get you out of Apple jail this evening. Do me a favor and don't break again please.
Who steals an old muddy pair of shoes and a bottle of vinegar from someone's apartment? Oh that's right, I guess you
do. And you obviously live on my floor because who else would walk all the way down the end of the hall of a random floor inside our building? That's just gross.. and strange. I feel sorry for you!
Happy weekend betches! also linking up with Ashley
PS** I have a Coach gift card I'm wanting to get rid of! It's balance is $122.92, anyone interested in buying it for $95? If so, let me know!
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